Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Dad, what are you wearing to Mom and Gene's wedding?

Hey, don't eat here!

I, um... I didn't ask you to the dance

My sister's getting married on Saturday.

Well, it's getting late. I'd better go.

was a prank phone call about E. coli in the lettuce.

to attach to me, but it didn't take.

So they ran away together and laid dozens

Not that this is prom, but it's still a big D. Deal.

Oh, okay. Let me know how it is.

All right, let's go. I got to get home

-You're what?! -It's not that big a deal, is it?

And, hopefully, our very impressive

Sorry, T. Hey, you know what'll cheer you up?

I'm gonna go pee. Angrily.

and applaud for us after you-you ask me to the dance?

It's like she got her heart hurt

but it was so hard not to, 'cause it was so embarrassing.

You know, before this goose came along,

Oh, you're following me.

I'm just so sick of people.

- What app is that? - FunBuddy.

It feels good not to hide my butt stuff anymore

- Oh, God. - Hot.

Dangerous salad.

A little too nice. What did you make her promise to do?

but I'd like to try.

No, I'm talking about your frowny face.

Well, your help was trying to make Gretchen

Fine, we'll cover for you.

But the guys you're picking out look boring.

Have you guys cleaned the bathroom at all this week?

but we talked about it a while ago.

And... (scoffs)

I'm sorry I tried to make you into someone you're not.

so she can do the dance committee.

Stop it! Stop it! He doesn't sound like that.

Hi, guys. What-what are you doing here?

because we're not friends anymore!

You logged in as me and wrote that guy, didn't you?

Send him a message. See if he wants to go.

- Do you want to go with me? - I'm flattered, Gretchen, but I can't.

Stop biting me, goose!