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- Oh, wait. It didn't go through. - Oh. Good.
No. But I have her password because I set up her account.
It's nice of you guys to cover for your sister
over there. Hot goose.
Oh, uh, well, we just met.
He's got to be here somewhere.
You're talking about Jimmy Jr.?
who's gonna cover for you at the restaurant?
get crazy down there.
I don't know, Tina.
They're so cliquey, Dad.
Hey, kids. Where's Tina?
"dangerous mrsa"
I... want to remain in suspense.
♪ Kinda clingy, Bruce the Goose ♪
Oh, right. Your theme. What was it again?
I got to bring a nice guy.
So, is your butt okay?
Which one of these eligible bachelors
- (honking) - Animal Control will be here shortly.
- Is he on the toilet? - (chuckles): Yeah.
This is the best conversation I've had in a long time.
Software engineer? Talk to me when you're a hardware engineer.
Don't make us call the cops, Gretchen!
- Ow. Ow. Ow. - (grunting)
- A lot. - Mm-hmm.
Aw, Bruce. You're a caring guy.
I don't think so. The only call that came in today
Should I take a look at it or...
Gretchen's pretending to spill mustard on her boobs.
He looks like if a banana were a person.
But, if we go somewhere private, who's gonna go "Aw"
♪ Secret kiss with Bruce the Goose ♪
Mom and Gretchen, he's talking to you.
♪ Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah Bru... ♪
♪ Tellin' stories to Bruce the Goose ♪
How about this? Goodbye for keeps!
Maybe I should speak his language.
- Oh, now it did. - Oh, my God.
"Night of the Living Dance."
♪ ♪
Aw, Gretchen, why so droopy?