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♪ Kinda clingy, Bruce the Goose ♪
They're so cliquey, Dad.
- A lot. - Mm-hmm.
- Ow. Ow. Ow. - (grunting)
Aw, Bruce. You're a caring guy.
♪ Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah Bru... ♪
Software engineer? Talk to me when you're a hardware engineer.
I... want to remain in suspense.
I don't think so. The only call that came in today
You're talking about Jimmy Jr.?
Hey, kids. Where's Tina?
Oh, uh, well, we just met.
How about this? Goodbye for keeps!
over there. Hot goose.
♪ Tellin' stories to Bruce the Goose ♪
Maybe I should speak his language.
- Oh, now it did. - Oh, my God.
Should I take a look at it or...
I don't know, Tina.
I got to bring a nice guy.
♪ Secret kiss with Bruce the Goose ♪
- (honking) - Animal Control will be here shortly.
It's nice of you guys to cover for your sister
- Is he on the toilet? - (chuckles): Yeah.
So, is your butt okay?
- Oh, wait. It didn't go through. - Oh. Good.
No. But I have her password because I set up her account.
This is the best conversation I've had in a long time.
Aw, Gretchen, why so droopy?
Don't make us call the cops, Gretchen!
Which one of these eligible bachelors
who's gonna cover for you at the restaurant?
Gretchen's pretending to spill mustard on her boobs.
Oh, right. Your theme. What was it again?
♪ ♪
But, if we go somewhere private, who's gonna go "Aw"
"dangerous mrsa"
get crazy down there.
"Night of the Living Dance."
Mom and Gretchen, he's talking to you.
He looks like if a banana were a person.
He's got to be here somewhere.