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- Oh, wait. It didn't go through. - Oh. Good.
You're talking about Jimmy Jr.?
"Night of the Living Dance."
- (honking) - Animal Control will be here shortly.
- Ow. Ow. Ow. - (grunting)
Software engineer? Talk to me when you're a hardware engineer.
They're so cliquey, Dad.
Aw, Gretchen, why so droopy?
♪ Kinda clingy, Bruce the Goose ♪
Should I take a look at it or...
How about this? Goodbye for keeps!
Don't make us call the cops, Gretchen!
It's nice of you guys to cover for your sister
Which one of these eligible bachelors
- Oh, now it did. - Oh, my God.
Oh, right. Your theme. What was it again?
This is the best conversation I've had in a long time.
Gretchen's pretending to spill mustard on her boobs.
I don't think so. The only call that came in today
♪ ♪
I got to bring a nice guy.
I don't know, Tina.
Hey, kids. Where's Tina?
♪ Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah Bru... ♪
He's got to be here somewhere.
get crazy down there.
who's gonna cover for you at the restaurant?
over there. Hot goose.
♪ Tellin' stories to Bruce the Goose ♪
Mom and Gretchen, he's talking to you.
- Is he on the toilet? - (chuckles): Yeah.
But, if we go somewhere private, who's gonna go "Aw"
"dangerous mrsa"
♪ Secret kiss with Bruce the Goose ♪
Maybe I should speak his language.
Oh, uh, well, we just met.
Aw, Bruce. You're a caring guy.
He looks like if a banana were a person.
- A lot. - Mm-hmm.
No. But I have her password because I set up her account.
I... want to remain in suspense.
So, is your butt okay?