Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What is this creepy business? - What?
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Jeff.
I'm punishing you, Jeffrey. Starting next week...
I mean, why mix metaphors? Ants don't have butts.
You better put a quarter in that crack, Mr. Bandit.
It's how they comfort victims in movies.
...my shoe is untied by British standards.
You know, climate change is threatening our world...
- I guess I should be going. - No, no, stay.
You actually wouldn't be able to access it.
...including details not known to the public...
...down exposed butt cracks. Case closed.
Mush! Mush!
- Yeah. - Tim Briggs, Greendale Mirror.
Donate $5, and you get a thank-you e-mail.
Hey, Abed. Lab ran late.
Pain. Painful writing.
Tonight's celebration was cut short by some tragic news.
Dean, I think it's a teacher.