Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If that's the highest DEFCON, and if high DEFCONs are worse than low ones.
- Over there! - Come on, let's get him!
The dean's not gonna help me pursue this.
Here we go.
There's been another...
Mildly autistic super detectives everywhere.
Okay, you wanna make trouble? Go to Parker Brothers. You're out.
- Wait a minute. - Ants do have butts.
Fifty dollars gets you a T-shirt.
...you received a letter from the Ass Crack Bandit?
Everyone remain calm, please! All right, free-for-all!
The student that attended can vouch for him.
I'd rather just stop at the meat store
Oh, excuse me for being alive in the '90s...
Humans make better banks than piggies.
- Yes, yes. - Gwen Ridley, Greendale Gazette.
It's a container for all this little stuff...
He's bolting!
I use an older, British form of Facebook called Mug-scroll.
- No. - Oh, American high five. Sorry.
Hey, bro, free crackers. Wanna spend your life opening lockers?