Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here we go.
I'd rather just stop at the meat store
Oh, excuse me for being alive in the '90s...
Fifty dollars gets you a T-shirt.
There's been another...
- No. - Oh, American high five. Sorry.
- Yes, yes. - Gwen Ridley, Greendale Gazette.
He's bolting!
- Wait a minute. - Ants do have butts.
...you received a letter from the Ass Crack Bandit?
- Over there! - Come on, let's get him!
I use an older, British form of Facebook called Mug-scroll.
The dean's not gonna help me pursue this.
The student that attended can vouch for him.
Everyone remain calm, please! All right, free-for-all!
It's a container for all this little stuff...
Hey, bro, free crackers. Wanna spend your life opening lockers?
Okay, you wanna make trouble? Go to Parker Brothers. You're out.
Humans make better banks than piggies.
If that's the highest DEFCON, and if high DEFCONs are worse than low ones.
Mildly autistic super detectives everywhere.