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I'm stressed about my daughter's birthday party.
Oh, Stuart, two questions:
my mouth tastes weird,
I think I'm just gonna go over here and sit on the couch.
If there's things we want to do, let's start doing them.
I'm gonna need some ground rules.
but I don't know if I can wait until midnight.
and his dogs and his horses all in matching pajamas,
left over from Cinnamon's birthday, so...
Look, I want to do all those things someday,
but that'd be strange to accuse her of being a baby
to the opening of The Last Jedi tonight.
thinks that's the right thing to do.
Yeah.
I think so, too.
Oh, here.
"Kept Fern alive"? Who's Fern?
You know what? I don't think so.
Look, I...
Oh, you did, you did! It's perfect!
Then I take it back; it's a great party.
Oh, we had our second anniversary.
(weakly): Yeah, sure.
ice, snacks, a bounce house, face painter,
Great! Our friends should be here any second!
(door slams)