Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I taught myselfthe toilet.
How humiliating! Hayley made me look like a total idiot.
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Oh, my God. The heat is killing me.
It's called "I Gotta Be Me... and Some of Him."
Hey, pal. Ready to work on our science fair project?
Don't worry, Son. They're not getting any. Your old man's just a tease.
You know when you put a piece ofJuicy Fruit in your mouth...
- [Whistle Blows ] - [ Crowd Cheering ]
[ Clicks Teeth ]
Delivery for the popular party.
Eight years of dead bugs. You disgust me!
It's what Hillary Swank used to hide her breasts in Boys Don't Cry.
Salsa on the carpet! But I vacuumed-
heart or brain, and a Dr. Bearington.
[ Laughter Continues ]
- That would have been awkward. - I'll haveyou know this is a real doctor's jacket.
No prob. Up top!
I mean, wasting your time on some small-town housewife and her daughter?
[Toilet Flushing]
and for the first five seconds it tastes so sweet and perfect...