Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad, you can't leave me here. These guys are total Melvins.
but I can't deal with your accusing stares!
Tom, I'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult
- And I bet you'll have a great time. - Here we go, it's right in here.
That's okay. I've got a special, kids' room down in the basement.
This here is Dougie. He's not too old, but he sure is a hoot to hang with.
- Talk. Talk, damn you. - Look, I'm just having a hard time
so you'll just have to bear through it.
- Well, it is a night for experimenting. - It sure is.
'cause then we'll have even more fun than we was having before.
- Neat-o! - Hey, you know what we could do
I think we're gonna have to move in, sir.
Well, your mom and I don't get out much,
Could I just have a few minutes alone?
I just miss being able to party.
- Sir, this isn't gonna look good. - You're right.
I don't wanna go to this stupid party!
Whenever there's a party, the adults get to hang out and have fun,
- You're having regrets, aren't you? - No. I don't know.
This must be the place. They've got all kinds of crazy things going on in there.
and that's good 'cause now we won't drown!
We tried to tell ATF people, but they shot at us. Anything else?
- Oh, dude, you've got to be kidding me. - Yes, let's!
That's not gay or anything. We said so. Right?
Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
Hold it right there! Whatever it is you are intending to do, do not do it.
- Lay down your weapons. - We don't have any weapons.
Well, it's not like you're the only guy
you're not religious fantastics, well, there's gonna be heck to pay.