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but Dave shouldn't have been eavesdropping on us.
You've had more to drink than I have.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
[♪]
as a sounding chamber.
so you can get the free cab,
Amen!
A friend of mine had a bachelor party,
VERY LOW VOICE: Hello. I'm Bill McNeal.
Yeah, Jane.
What, I don't remind you of a Norman Rockwell painting
I'm ready.
No free cab rides. What a ripoff.
If you fire Dave, I quit.
where Bill plays with the mug--
Thank you.
Yeah, which is why I asked you all here.
Well, yeah, but I mean, you two can patch it up, huh?
I have to distance myself from you.
Yeah. No, you come over here!
Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't.
Was he out of control with that thing, or what?
Oh, it's great. No sensation at all.
Just go ahead. Do it again.
Thanks again, folks. Yeah.
All right, but you'll stop bitching
It doesn't bother me at all. See? It just rolls off my back.
"First, let me have a quick sip--
Regardless, though, any inappropriate expenditures
will be deducted from your salary in the future.
Hey, don't knock it, dude.
I will. How's your hand?
Who's with me?