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or jostle it in any way, the line cuts out
I said, who's with me?
Take the bull by the horns. You know I'll be right behind you.
Yeah, come on in, Joe.
Thanks for the time.
I consider it a gift.
How are you doing that?
I'll tell you what, though.
And brava.
Turn up the pitch a little,
But I do, I do. I really love you.
and hunted for the delicious meat
Apparently, the guy who owned the place
That's what his mother calls him.
Uh-huh.
so I asked the cab driver
I'm assuming you crafted this with your own hands.
to come up with a new play every day?
he just stepped out of a Norman Rockwell painting.
Wait a sec. Wait a sec, wait a sec.
maybe you're just not thick-skinned enough.
Ho, ho, ho.
Dave, Dave, you're the boss.
That is so negative.
you want Dave to stay?
Does anyone have any problems with the way I run this station?
Shouldn't you be getting to your dentist appointment?
All right, fine.
Hello, Mom?
HIGH PITCHED: Matthew!
Heh. Okay, ready?
is going too far.
HIGH PITCHED: I'm Bill McNeal.
made you feel so bad.
To make fun of somebody's clothing is--
Oh, Dave. Come on.
I'm sorry. This is a bad time.