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instead of making Joe build you a machine?
But?
Hey!
Okay, give it a shot.
Hang on. Dave, you were hiding under the desk the whole time?
Shut it off. Hang on. Wait a second.
I turn my back and you start to badmouth me.
Ad sales, please.
I'm replacing Dave.
What? You heard me.
Well, take my word for it. The jack is definitely broken.
I think he looks more like, uh...
Well, it's more exciting because it's taboo.
That is going too far.
"No, I can't actually put my mug down
MATTHEW: David?
"Okay, people, meeting.
Oh, actually, she and Dave had a little fight moment
Oh, sure. Yeah. All right.
Thanks for coming, everybody.
Because when I do it this way,
Oh, yeah, yeah. You know...
"First day at Bible college."
in the black community, it's considered--
Come on. We've been through this before.
"Come home, pumpkin."
on his coffee mug gymnastics?
Did you tell Dave?
WAITER: I'll come back a little later
You know that I love you, don't you?
Hi. Jerry? Hi. Dave Nelson. Yeah.
Okay, what's wrong with it?
You know, I don't know what's going to happen with that.
Well, I may go crazy and slash paychecks
Patch me into the intercom and turn the volume way up.
Come on. I could rig it up for you on the mixing board.
And you can fix it?
No, no, no. No rigging. No.