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They're freaks, Dwight.

Okay, read my lips. It's over.

I spent all those years looking at Pam,

- No, Dwight! - Aah!

I think I've heard everything I need to hear.

you'll puke your pants.

selling electronics in Sanyo store in downtown Tokyo.

I'm getting it.

or a self-starter?

A customer who ordered enough paper to qualify

Imagine the whole world does not revolve around this.

What quality would make you a good sales associate?

It's not very good.

That was great.

I'm sorry. Does Dwight have to be on this part of the phone call?

who you end up spending your life with.

Thanks so much for the opportunity, Dwight.

that I really wanna keep.

Half of 'em, we were on the same team.

Nothing gets by this guy

You don't listen to it at all because we're at work,

I'd love to be in the loop, David.

- Yep. - Think, Dwight, think.

- to be a core investor-- - Okay.

that's only gonna make things worse.

and then got really into masturbating.

You're gonna get your interview, okay?

at how qualified everyone was. You?

Dwight, you can't just hire someone

Last week, my company in Philly lost a big investor,

Guy goes fishing with hand grenades.

You went to X-Men school too?

for a volume discount now wants

I need you to meow in my face right now

if he had gotten bitten by a spider

What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?

Hey, so I hear you're bringing in some people

But Trevor's next, and he's a real professional.

Sure, anytime. Uh, how about you and Jim?