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A lot of telemarketing.
If I ever get that bad, you'd tell me, right?
Hide, they're giving out jobs upstairs.
Mrrraaouuw
you can call David Wallace. I'm sure he'd give a reference.
No earbuds!
- Aah! - No!
They tow after about 45 minutes.
if I look over these price sheets before my interview?
where a weirdo was allowed to bring in weirdos.
- No. - Yeah.
Totally safe.
[Yells] And what are we supposed to do until then?
No, no, and no.
It was my first slipup
That's right, a couple of old friends.
Hey, Dwight. It's David.
Such a sweet guy.
Okay, so the next time he goes to the bathroom,
Why I can't I pull the trigger on any of them?
I hope you like Norwegian black metal,
No doy!
So... problem solved.
toilet paper his house or whatever.
Mm-hmm.
Pass. Next one.
Didn't see that one coming.
Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
[Door slams]
Mose could make a great paper salesman.
Welcome to the club, pig! [Laughs]
No, you have lots of other pieces of paper that are just like it.
to sit at Jim's desk while he's away in Philly.
Oh, I have a few powers. Meng Senging
Music. Do you listen to it in earbuds?
Sure.
Meet your new desk mate.
I knew it.