Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ow, ow, ow!
(WHISPERING) You will outlive everyone you love.
These are narrative jellybean pot pies.
(HISSES)
Oh! I love that author!
My stirring lyrical interlude
Do you want Cake to make your flapjack portrait?
But maybe I could read this book to you?
Just take one tablespoon.
If I use this one and this one here...
(FOOSH!)
(GASPS)
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
I'll protect you, beautiful prince!
No! You're way off!
I've gathered all the necessary strategy and tactics
Huh?