Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Clap on, clap off
Can l have your wish now? l'm gonna put it in the wish jar. Thank you.
BRUCE: Keep going, Tony! You're great! Oh, God.
Yes, behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eyes, folks.
Yo brethren! What up with thee? Blessings on your alley.
Yeah, Jack. Any word on the open anchor position?
She'll take me back.
How could l make this about me? lt's about you ! lt's always about you !
There's a God-shaped hoIe in aII of us
Transformer's down again. Oh, geez.
This is gonna take a while.
BRUCE: Oh, it's not real. lt's not real.
What a bunch of whiners
And here's what's making news.
lf you hadn't used the cheesy file cabinet illusion.
lnside, bad. Outside, good.
Nico Iama...Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.
Oh, look. lt's the owner of the Maid of the Mist.
l'm just messing with you, Bruce.
God?
has been a mainstay in downtown Buffalo,
b-e-a-YOO-tiful
Blood's supposed to stay inside the body. That's where it's meant to be.
And l just thought that you would know
BRUCE: Don't rush yourself.
Straight up. You talk kind of funny, you know what l mean?
They're all out of control.
That's Correct, Wendy. We All Wear Masks, Metaphorically Speaking.
E E
lt's good. lt's good. lt's good.
I'm The Alpha, Lady! I'm The Omega, Baby!
l can hold that note all day, buddy. JACK: Knock it off, guys.
My daughter pitched a no-hitter.
l think it's really good. lt sucks.
We may be having a bit of technical difficulty.
GRACE: I’m in the shower!
Honey, these flowers are really beautiful, but last night. . .
(PHONE RINGING)
How's Grace?
Oh. l'll get it.
This isn't happening. Not now. Not during Homecoming.
Oh, yeah. Sweeps.
l'm A. B. -negative. l'm l. B. -positive.
You know what? Now you're just sounding silly.
You have the gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world.
No. lt's Debbie, the sister whose life you're not wasting.
Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies
Not during deadline
Grace, please, none of this seems right without you.
And what about the voices in my head?
But l guess you can't now, being dead and all.
All Communications are terminated, you are descent with american gangsters
in the Gaza Strip today, as lsraelis and Palestinians. . .
And that's the way. . . l like it. . .
AII right. Give it to me.
EEK My day so far
That's all right. No, no, no, no. No, no.
It was a shootout on the ice for our home... Of course. They're my team.
Well, hello there, Bruce Almighty.
Now, that's a prayer. Yeah?
lrene! Pleasure to meet you. Truly.
……
The Pillsbury Doughboy will be riveted.
Welcome back.
Clear! Whoa!
Anyway, l'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mom. Tell me.
All right. You know what? Just forget it. Let's just forget it.
Lots of money and lots of stuff.
Yeah ! Did you like that?
'Cause you're a God and I am not
Everything You've Ever Said Or Done Or Thought About Doing
Oh, God !
ln the financial world, things are settling back to normaI
(MAN SINGING) l've got to be honest l think you know
Bruce. Jack. Jack! Hear me out here.
Just once more. Please? No. No.
Now, can we get back to the board,
Bruce, 30 seconds to air. Okay. Okay.
My apologies.
And quite frankly, l'm tired of it. Wait. Don't come near me.
Adiós. Adiós.
yes dear woo woo woo woo woof me mom's a snow wolf and she's got hyehdiggteehttlosoephobia and she's 788 years old! yes granny snow wolf taught her well! yes dear lots of grand snow wolves howled at her yes grandma snow wolf's got a massive fur and snout. yes dear she's quite snowy.
l'm done!
Every day would be the first day of spring
The prompter's fine. Evan, read the copy, please.
Oh, the elevator's broken, huh?
as in a bizzare twist, the body was found buried with a birth certificate
That’s some voodoo shit
l'm Susan Ortega. l'm Bruce Nolan.
You can't leave me.
(EXCLAlMS)
on Buffalo's biggest cookie.
who will treat her
After the pimp job homer
(PEOPLE CHEERlNG)
Grace.
Do you like jazz, Jage?
I'm the alpha lady! I'm the omega baby!
That's right. lt must be wonderful seeing the smiles on their little faces.
Thank you, Mama. Vol, finger. . .lose.
l'm free on the seventh at 7:00.
ls that part of the hilarity? No, those are prayers.
(SINGING) If I ruIed the worId
as l do now
no
We're Iocated at 77256 23rd Street.
Part of the condition of us getting the exclusive.
you know, like, l might have to do in a live news anchor situation.
Oh, and by the way, you suck!
There is a seam here or a hollow spot.
Come on ! Let me see a little wrath.
I mean, I woke up this morning,
Sorry. Go on. Okay.
What happened? What the hell happened? We lost power.
Hey, kid. You wanna make 1 0 bucks? Sure.
Since you're through with these, l think l'll keep them.
l'll be out in a minute.
Wow, it is kind of loud in here, isn't it?