Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Buffalo's number-one police dog on the job.

Come on, man. Calm down.

Hey, try that. lt's an excellent year.

You... You want the moon?

Three. Two. Four. Nine. Six. Eight. One.

You take hardworking twins, add some brisbane properties, maybe a few in Sydney.

The lottery sucks! I only won 17 bucks!

You think you can do it better, so here's your chance.

that's a miracle.

Dear God, give Bruce strength.

ERODING, ERODING EEEEEEROOOODING

All right. What is this?

So what do l do?

You'II hear such cIassics as AII You Need Is Bruce.

Evan, when l know something, you'll know something.

(THUNDER RUMBLlNG)

Good luck with that. l'm gonna go now.

Here at Wells Fargo center where Ben Simmons has just arrived

l'm gonna need a fricking miracle to get to work on time.

And doomsayers are pointing to Iast week's strange celestial events

(TOlLET FLUSHlNG) A IittIe Iess conversation a IittIe more action

making our beloved Buffalo the sweetest place to live.

THis'll get me into supernova...

That's the house. This is the bathroom. House. Bathroom.

Well, you're right on time, 7:00.

Please. l still love him.

No wonder you stayed single!

GIRL: Thank you for everything else in my life. Amen.

It's the Iaw. l just did the hair. The hair is perfect.

Okay, you know what, honey? Let's go. Let's go inside.

I'm Bruce Brown for Eyewitness News....Back to you FUCKERS!

Wait Thats Not Rain!

This is hilarious.

Susan, it's all yours.

yo bretheren. what up with thee?

(WOMAN SINGING) Every point of view has another angle

Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer?

And the restIess souI is searching

I'm free on the seventh at 7.00!

l need a system. Something concrete. Concentrate!

Then you get your sorry. How about that?

Bruce NoIan was the first on the scene. BRUCE: Thank you, Jane.

Don't make this about you. About me?

There we are. lt's good. lt's good !

BRUCE: God. Yeah. Let's thank God. Shall we?

And every angle has its merit

because every time they make me do this stuff,

l didn't think l would have. . . l'm sorry. Go on.

Every team in NHL and NBA that are on the verge of getting swept

This should certainly spice things up a bit.

And I do the cha - cha Like a sissy Girl.

for at least 24 hours before l stir it into the chili.

What Evan did is slimy and wrong, but this day could've been so much worse.

No harm, no foul, Jack.

Do That To Bruce One More Time.

l'll drink to that. My tech stocks tripled in five days.

you have to have it on.

What the worId is searching for

Fred Donohue, sports, Dallas Coleman, weather.

l'm starting to get desperate, man.

I am Bruce almighty

You made the right move, Jack. So what about you?

Thank you. Where are you going?

Disfruta un buen café, mi Señor Dios

God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill

R Ewe Blind. No, but l'm late.

Oh, l was just gonna. . . Oh, l mean. . .

Well, listen, l have to go, but this has been the breast bek. . . Breast. . .

M is for Mustache

A hair net? Health department.

'Cause that is not funny. If I shouId die before I wake.

Bruce? Talk, Bruce. Hello?

Grace, we got anchor.

What the he. . . l got you !

Tell me. Why do you think l didn't get the anchor job?

Everything you've ever said or done or thought about doing,

Evan Baxter, Fred Donohue, sports,

(WOMEN MOANlNG)

DEBBlE: Was this Bruce's idea?

When is it The Seventh at 7 it is.....

l don't know what you want me to say.

Don't get mad at the dog. lt's not the dog's fault.

(EVANS CLEARlNG THROAT)

All the greatest anchors have had their own signature sign-off,

I work in back I see no smiles

l'm not okay with a mediocre life!