Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it was nice to meet you, God.

You know what would've been a little more impressive, though?

Happy Thanksgiving To All

A IittIe more bite and a IittIe more bark

Channel 7, right?

time to take your granny raelene to the old folks home boingkids! ok bye granny snell (dumps wheelchair) happy retirement granny snell!

its dedicated and hardworking citizens the key ingredient,

(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)

Order today and we'll throw in at no extra charge the video Sweatin' To Bruce.

l mean, l'm ready for this. l just don't know if l would. . .

by what they're describing as unusual lunar activity.

Hello? Another hugantic, ginormic waste of my life.

l want her to meet someone

Will you stop being such a martyr?

'Cause you're a god and I am not

Okay, cut it. Thank you, Bruce. Thanks, Ally.

And I Felt Like My Boobs Were Bigger.

And then maybe two big bags of cash. Then. . . Then l'll be happy.

You're the guy that went crazy? l had a bad moment.

I work in back, i see no smiles

with a few nuts thrown in,

Good work. l'm impressed.

Pretty standard stuff anyway. l don't know.

But l guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $1 7.

Jesus. Right now!

No, Sam ! Bad dog !

To a meteor crashing to earth. . .

Grace. You want her back?

YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her

(CLEARlNG THROAT)

Now you and Evan get the live feeds.

Kindergarten teacherS

No matter how filthy something gets, you can always clean it right up.

Good grief. ls that what l'm driving?

You're done, Sam! You're grounded for peeing too much! I haven't peeing too much.

Smite me, O mighty smiter!

Most of the time for you.

(TELEPHONE RlNGlNG) God gave me everything I want

Job? What job? My job.

l'm sorry. We seem to be having some technical difficulties.

l am a reasonable, sane human being with a .44 Magnum,

l'm pushing 40, and what have l got to show for it?

I’m not commissioner. I’m Bruce Nolan.

Let all prayers be organized into files.

Okay, God. You want me to talk to you?

lt's tomato. l made it myself.

(ENGlNE STARTlNG)

Organization and management is what l need.

I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!

This isn't happening. Not now. Not during sweeps week.

Oh, yeah. The glass is half full.

Oh, l see where this is going.

(GASPS) l've got the power

BOTH: lt's good !

Oh ! Grace, don't do this! l'm not doing this.

Lord, feed the hungry.

i'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh

I'm free on the seventh at 7!

She'll take me back, right? Would you take you back?

she's stuck with snow night hallucinations! she can't see backwards because of the blinding lights in the laundrette the lazers damaged her hearing! she's very ill. oh i hope she gets more infected with phantasmagoria so i can play her!

Thou shalt not tempt the Lord. . . Hey, if you can't do it, man, that's cool.

Great choice, Jack. This is the Cadillac of bolognas.

You didn't get enough, Mr. Hero? He wants some more.

Oh, no! Sam, this has got to...

ln other news. . . Bloody hell !

That's the spark.

Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!

Hold that thought, Hazel!

and, finally, the love of our families, which provides the warm, chewy center,

That’s the way the cookie crumbles!

Thank you, W. K. B. W. !

How's that? Great.

l'm not okay with a mediocre job! l'm not okay with a mediocre apartment.

all strangely from the BuffaIo area.

lt's a B-E-A-utiful day, so come on down here.

And in other. . .

(CLEARlNG THROAT)

Oh, come on. This is fun. Right? lsn't this fun?