Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can make funny faces while you wipe his butt.

And I am staying here.

...clamped to your breast every three to four hours.

I will help you. After I slam his dick...

That wasn't human. You didn't see that.

You're jerking off.

Fine. Well, just so you know, I'm not your rebound guy.

...on your credit card statement. No cash needed.

-This is just so you can have the bed. -Yes, it is.

Second. Pillows. I use three:

...so I ask a couple of guys selling stuffed tigers outside the mini-mart...

-So they hurt, or...? -Yes. Hard.

I'm in an LGBT clinic waiting to see if my 14-year-old has a venereal disease.

No. This is what parenting is.

Yeah. I wanna make a lot of money selling your face chemicals.

-Okay? -What? You're kicking me out?

"Hey, I got something in the pants. Put me on the potty, stat!"

And we have a beautiful baby together. So I am here.

But the attendant only speaks Bengali...

Saltwater pool.

And you love me. So I'm here.