Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Her media consultant said that her skin tone

Her name is Yolanda and she's a nun,

You certainly know how to flatter. [chuckles]

Did you ever use that vibrator that I got you?

it's like he's sleeping with his sister.

♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪

What are you talking about?

Oh, Lord, that straw ban...

You're... a parakeet living in her gilded cage.

Oh, give me my seven more minutes,

so if he sleeps with Yolanda,

so, technically, they've been doing an incestuous ménage à trois

You're usually crying hysterically by now.

I know you're gonna do great today.

why didn't you lock it down?

Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

♪ I love your braids And your mouth full of fronts ♪

Are you saying the nature of these horrors are up for debate?

fifty million Africans who died in the Middle Passage,

Wow. Thank you for broadening my horizons.

I don't care about your stupid apology.

[chuckles] Yeah, well, that's what tomorrows are for.

We totally did. We worked so hard.

♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪

Did you know that guys can get their periods, too?

to a whole new level.

I know that I've been acting... [giggles] stressed out lately,

who was murdered by sex!

-for the love of the Lord. -No!

I don't drink meatloaf."

Wrangling drunks in the club. Mm-hm.

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

to maintain the US as a world leader in global commerce.

I-- I want whatever makes you happiest.

If the way I borrow Sterling's bras is any indication,

Dude, what's up?

Or read any of those articles on self-pleasure?

Please, don't let anyone be dead.

Your forgetfulness is disappointing but not surprising.

so I said, "Excuse me.

probably in two to three years,

in tres, dos, unos...

and watch cartoons.

if she, like, starts counting leaves or something.

-No, April. I want to talk about it. -We just did.

Well, hello there, Miles.

Promise me, please, promise.

So, how is Michelle doing anyway?