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Okay. Only if you wear it.
in front of his friends and family.
Mm-hm.
[Blair] Now that what?
[continues speaking indistinctly]
You were never supposed to make it this far.
and we're going to do what?
♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Tell your children Not to hear my words ♪
They're the ones who end up being the most successful.
Okay, I don't wanna hear anymore.
We didn't even get any damn yogurt.
And then once we get a good-sized group,
This guy is missing four teeth.
and we need to clear the way.
[cell phone bleeps]
Wu! Wu! Wu!
-[Blair] Hm. -Always go for the nerds.
♪ Oh father ♪
Therefore, federal funding for transportation infrastructure
Also, he's only worth 100 dollars.
for being absent for many years.
Yeah, I did.
Sent out mailers for free yogurt
We're going to follow her.
Till that rat-faced Marcy Browning reminded her of our quiz.
Um... [sighs]
I thought he would have hit the spot, like, at least once.
Take my parents, for example.
Hey! What was that?
She obviously wants to get with him, sex style.
By the time we got to Bankhead, she was black, no sugar.
and you gave me away to Jessica's group at recess.
but I'm not actually feeling sad about it.
H-- His mom slept with her trainer?
and may be stretched out a little bit.
And then I'm going to do this thing with my hips that I read about,
Oh, well, thank you.
-Yeah? -Mm-hm.
and you said, "April's in your group now."
we'll get you your yogurt.
I lift. I asked around.
[door shuts]
What does Mom have to lie about?
including this year's defending champion, Craig Wu.
because I have to go support Sterling and be her good luck charm.
[grunts] Who gardens at one in the morning?
So...
Let's just say she went from latte to mocha.
Stupid? [chuckles] -Mm-hm.
How do you know this?
♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪
♪ Father ♪
It'll be the final nail in his coffin.
We both know Mom can be a bit much sometimes
Girls... [exhales deeply]
Well, you promised you wouldn't skip bail.
[cell phone buzzes]
No one died, except my former child-self,