Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Debbie] Very exciting.

You know what they say,

♪ Not about to see your light ♪

-Do you have your coupon? -Yes, sir. Got it right here.

Why wouldn't you? The world is your jizz oyster.

♪ Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah ♪

It was amicable.

I just said that to give Yolanda and Bowser time to get busy.

[scoffs] You never could have watched that with Luke. He reads so slow.

For example, genocide of the Aborigines

I know he's, like, "Why would I read a movie?

"Peanut butter lumberjack,"

Besides, stooping low is something

-Hey. -Oh, hey, Mom. Hope you had a great day.

Said no one in this room, right?

I was thinking, would you want to go in halfsies or--

And yes, only a hundred,

♪ Tell your children not to understand ♪

-Oh, gross. -Ooh, like how?

Wow, your brain works really quickly when it comes to intercourse.

Oh, no. Did someone die?

I'm sorry that I asked about Luke.

I don't know what to say. You know?

to try and make myself cry

♪ Oh father ♪

Your mother's pretty disappointed about that, if you hadn't noticed.

[Yolanda and Bowser chuckle]

Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you.

[exhales deeply]

We just have to figure out what it is.

And then he's gonna be, like... [moans]

I'm about to text everyone

Oh, my God, 27 text messages.

Well, I'm not a mind reader,

[cell phone clicks]

polls differently in different regions

That's why my black book of bounty hunters is very thick.

Don't be weird.

-Mm. -I mean, me and God are cool.

Just lean into it. Move when he moves.

of his parents' divorce.

where we get to, like, bang in Thailand.

♪ Oh mother ♪