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(SIGHS)
(SPITS)
Good God. I'm at war with a little girl.
I know how to change the way the public thinks of me.
indoor plumbing. The lack of it killed my mother.
There's nothing more pathetic than self-delusion, eh?
LISA: No!
Now, before the Undersecretary of the interior
TV, radio, even the skywriters.
Splendid!
Well, she's into Buddhism, whistle-blowing,
(TIRES SCREECHING)
We're the only thing stopping Mr. Burns!
Sir, you're alive! But how?
You're okay, you got me broads.
Oh, it's beautiful!
I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
That? That says, "I loves you, Brandine."
I survived on whatever sustenance came my way.
He's got a heart as big as my boobs!
My poem has become an elegy.
Security Guard Salvador Reyes
Even monsters need air, sir.
It's not fair.
Maybe a little gift will change your mind.
"The Homer Times"?
No! No! I won't take your blood ponies!
Stop your wailing, Waylon! I'm alive!
These batteries have to power everything in our house!
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Carry on.
I'll buy every media outlet in town!
Fire station truck