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What are you doing in my home?
[sighs] I got to meet my ex
Well, you see what I'm dealing with.
Um... [clears throat] I don't get to see him?
And I told Julia that that little exclamation mark
Read the room, Gina. Read the room.
get in there and get it over with as quickly as possible.
Here's what you do: you figureout what she really wants,
Ah, thanks for bringing over Maddie's retainer.
Fine.
You guys practiced for hours on that thing.
I do drugs now.
Okay, I'll swing by after I help Drew steal an owl.
but you need to know, it's a great penis.
Just punch in the universal reset code, and...
Oh!
I don't know. I don't care.Keep going. Okay.
Just pee like you have normal kidneys.
Remember, love is a lie.
[ringtone playing]