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just call the Dumpster Fairy?
Good thing I SPATCHCOCKED!!!
TEDDY: ♪ My parents were the two halves of the waffle maker ♪
- and I'll help you with that. - Is this peeled enough?
- Yeah. - No.
- Right? Nice and cozy, though, right? - Eh.
- KIDS: Whoa. - Oh, my God!
and then come to my place to have dinner!
Teddy and a stool, sitting in a tree T-R-E-E-E-E-E.
How about a sheet?
You know construction people, right?
Time to take back Thanksgiving!
- Yep, the king. - Okay. Got it.
LOUISE: Like unopened, blank VHS tapes.
O-Okay. Well, let's eat while everything's hot.
exactly when you're supposed to put these in the oven.
LINDA: Bob, Teddy, come out here please!
Aw, and we'll help you carry the stuff you want back up.
Eh, it's probably me. I get panic stink.
I was trying to shave with an old razor.
- so they wouldn't argue so much. - Did it work?
- This is so much better. - There he is.
Look at those legs.
GENE: You're mistaking lust for love.
fendi fendi, dolce prada, gucci gucci, fiorucci
- and peel the carrots. - This?
Oh, I think that ship has sailed, Teddy.
(chuckles): It's not peeled at all.
(laughs) ♪ Bwah-bwah ♪ to you, Louise.
Oh, how fun.
The... I-It's that thing right next to the carrots.
Home Movies
helps get you through the day, then what's the big deal?
Exactly, Bob.
- Come on, just push it the other way. - No.
I don't know. My sister, her husband, my mom,
- Okay. - Good luck tomorrow, Teddy.
Does this stool love me? Yes.
So everyone grab as much as you can from these two piles,
- and only one fork. - Hmm.
- It burns! It burns! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay, my redemption dinner is served.
All this stuff can be fixed.
BOB: So, tomorrow, you just take this guy out
- Oh, no. - And now you know.
- (thud) - Teddy? Is that you?
. .
but I don't keep 600 pounds of food in my dining room.
BELCHERS: ♪ That makes you the waffle ♪
I call the light-bulbs. I promise I'll be super,