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- Go. - Okay, right. Yes, going.
I'm gonna fix that waffle maker soon.
(quietly): Are we sure we want to get into this?
I was supposed to go to my sister's for Thanksgiving,
Ugh, give me some wine. Give me some wine.
with a room full of newspapers and engine parts and...
from upstairs down here, live in the Dumpster.
- I'm not an idiot. - You're holding the blade.
Okay, I'll tell you what.
- then he should be doing just fine. - (phone rings)
My sister and her husband are Dana and Dan.
Okay, I'm back, ha-ha. Uh, pick up a dish
- Thanks, Linda. - Oh, the smell.
Can you write in cursive?
And, you know, most people
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
350 degrees. Why-why would it be an "S"?
Burn it? In the alley?
So am I. You don't hear me bragging about it.
- Yeah. Think of the meat as the canvas. - Oh.
Oh, wash it off quick. That's...
- Uh-oh. Uh, you know what? - Ow. How do you... Ow. Ow.
I don't know how to do any of that stuff!
I mean, we're all here for Teddy, of course, but dig in.
- Yeah. - Because I'm...
I mean, Thanksgiving happens once a year.
from inside your house to not inside your house.
Teddy, you sat between your parents
Put all the... Put the... put that stuff back
- You found it. - (gasps) New best thing.
It won't take much time.
and now my sister is staying near the airport
The-the turkey was a little dry.
(sniffs) Ew. What is that?
- Not lately. - We invited Teddy to join us
Eh. Bob, open up.
Is it noticeable?
what is this, some sort of hookah?
- Yeah, that's a good idea, Teddy. - Mm.