Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's why God invented gravy.
Good thing I... spatchcock!
If this is how I go, this is how I go.
Fixing the chair, obviously.
APRIL & JOE, SITTING IN A TREE T-R-E-E-E-E-E.
The stuff you wanna keep is back where it was. And then some.
But this isn't my thing.
I'm gonna put these into piles
I thought women had to deal with unfair body expectations.
I've always been a fixer.
And this pile hates him.
(sighs) I really wish I had spatchcocked the turkey.
Oh, good knock-knock.
- rid of some of this stuff, right? - What?!
Or our fairy god-Dumpster?
Who cares? It's all the same temperature in here...
(panting): Bob! Bob. Bob.
Can you push it over to the...?
I guess I could call Dennis.
- You told us, Bob. - We know.
I tried to tough it out, but I...
and just close the doors! Ow!
Oh. It did? Yeah, that happens.
You were the peacemaker.
- and put him in the oven for... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Yeah. - No, no, no, no.
Plus, there's a big stain on the table.
all anyone will smell is delicious turkey.
Thank you. I mean, we might as well stay, right?
- It doesn't make any sense! - Come on, Bobby, help me out!
I'll get over it.
This is a very, very great... Nice job, everybody.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
Let me get some paper.
Good thing I Spatchcock!!
And if they say, "Vinny's out of the joint?"
GENE: That was a good 'un, Pa.
That was my sister.
The living room is nice enough.
- It's... - No, right. Yes. Right.
and the kids and I will set up out here, okay?
Okay, Teddy, Thanksgiving is
- You guys are weird. - (phone rings)
- so I'll-I'll just finish. - Right. You finish.
in the closet here, but stay out of that room.