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♪ But while they there were merry making ♪
Oh, just for the halibut.
♪ Oh, hold me, dear ♪
♪ It's a song I like to sing ♪
- [vocalizing] - ♪ Once a story's told ♪
Kermie, I just want you to know, no matter what happens,
♪ Yesterday is dead and gone ♪
♪ Anyone can say the words ♪
Great. Uh, by the way, I hope you folks don't mind
Why are they clapping?
Don’t like the whites is time to meet the Muppets and Muppet show tonight
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
Woodland animals on stage, please.
[♪ Help Me Make It Through The Night]
♪ If you take a little time ♪
♪ That I love to sing with you ♪
[hiccups] Uh, excuse me.
♪ The Daily News ♪
No, it doesn't, it needs scenery!
Well, we've heard one of our guest stars,
You know, they can improve the whole show
Well, let's start with "A frog he would a-wooing go."
You're giving us your autographs.
- [sighs] I hate to eat alone. - [clucks]
it's you I love. Trust me.
Yeah. Uh, well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is...
- Up... - Ooh! [mutters]
♪ I'm in a New York state of mind ♪
[knocking on door]
Eh, you were better off leaving the stage.
♪ It's time to get things started ♪
Next verse.
Well, I've got some news of welcome relief
Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge,