Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, because Statler and Waldorf always say the show is hoopless.

Uh, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Scooter, Kermit.

♪ Like the shadows on the wall ♪

- Excusez-moi, Kermie. - Not right now, Miss Piggy.

♪ With a Rowley poly gammon and spinach ♪

- the old piano-balancing act? - Yeah.

♪ We don't care who's right or wrong ♪

- Take it! - ♪ Help me make it through the night ♪

- Charming. - Thank you. Next verse.

25 seconds to curtain, folks.

♪ All's forgotten now ♪

but, for once, they've given us

- ♪ Hey, ho says Anthony Rowley ♪ - [mutters in tune]

- All right. - ♪ Till the early morning light ♪

- [muttering] - Announcing new Muppet Labs'

Animals, vegetables.

♪ A watch of gold with a diamond chain ♪

I'm introducing the dog act. Dogs on stage, please.

No, but around here it doesn't make any difference.

♪ And it will be all right ♪

♪ So sad to be alone ♪

and four ounces of rhubarb juice.

♪ Forevermore ♪

- The Great Gonzo! - [fanfare plays]

One fatso special!

Everything on this show walks and talks.

- Hmm. Beautiful. - Thank you.

Seven... Seven times one is, uh...