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- [whooping] - ♪ Cha, cha, cha! ♪
Oh, yes. Sheer poetry, isn't it?
- It did? - Yep. Suited him down to the ground.
Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge, Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge,
♪ You dine on chicken and caviar ♪
is funnier than a lot of things the bear does.
Thank you.
Now, what'll it be? One Weight Watchers special?
OK, now, ask me what I'm carrying the fish for.
Oh, Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?
Baked, broiled or barbecued?
♪ Outside, the rain begins ♪
- He didn't even unplug it! - [electricity crackling]
♪ It was so easy living day by day ♪
♪ Hop a flight to Miami Beach or to Hollywood ♪
Nah, it's OK. He just finished a TV dinner.
I think I'd like it more if I understood the words.
♪ And we can get to know each other ♪
- OK, what happens now? - Now comes the funny part.
♪ Come down to reality ♪
Oh, well, which words?
A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go.
[applause]
Gonzo!
I just want to thank you for letting me do this
- No problem. - We'll be ready.
- Uh, you sure? - Positive.
Well, I didn't think I'd live to see it,
[chuckling]
Of course it does. Hey, you want to see our apple turnover?