Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Check it out. - Yeah, but that sounded like a gunshot.
Well, now you should buy this one here as well.
Shit, man! The motherfucker's loaded!
Mmm. Yeah.
Please sign here.
How should I know where I'll stay tonight?
That's Mel, our engineer. Just coffee, huh?
No, I — I'd better be goin'. I gotta go.
As sure as I'm sitting right in front of you.
Can you sign right here, please?
You know the way they talk over there? I just love the way they talk.
What, she's supposed to ask your permission?
She never told me that.
Shit. I'm sorry, man.
Mmm.
You're not even my brother-in-law, and now you fuckin' shot me!
Maybe I talk a lot or something...
You didn't have that on television in England?
Are you fuckin' stupid? Oww!
That room.
He's from England. Well, you know where that is, right?
But he's got, like, this dark hair, right, like in a D.A., you know, like that, like Elvis.
♪ How long must I wait for you ♪
Man, your breath. What have you been drinkin'?
King.
- Fresh, juicy squid dipped in — - Jiffy Squid?
I hate it when it's quiet. I don't know. It makes me nervous or something.
But I don't believe it.
As I was approachin' Memphis, I passed another one.
Elvis.
What?
It hurts my face.
♪ Instead I want you to love me love me, love me ♪
Good night. Have a nice job.
♪ But it never will again ♪
I don't know what you bitchin' about.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
So I guess this would be kinda like that, right?
Wait. Let me light it for you.
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
along with the Roses — previously known as the Teen Kings for you trivia fans —
And now the weather update.
That's more like it. Y'all keep playin'." End quote.
♪ Listen ♪
- Natchez? - Yeah, that's in Mississippi.
It's really too bad.
It's 2:17 right here in Memphis, Tennessee.
- Are you all right? - Uh...
Is that thing loaded?
- Thank you. - You're welcome, my dear.
What do you want?
Should go over and buy your own damn clothes...
She left you?
Danger! Danger! Will Robinson! Will Robinson!
Go for a spin in Earl's Caddy.
That's right. Mr. Elvis Presley...
I guess I still really love him.
Oh, yes! Matches! One moment, please!
Yeah, I would really like that. That would be really great.
Yeah.
Send a letter to the congressmen.
♪ You knew just what I was there for ♪
Wait.
Charlie Feathers, the Prisonaires, James Cotton, Johnny Cash...
You look like a damn mosquito-legged chimpanzee.
The suspects are armed and extremely dangerous.
People wanted to know if he was black, if he was white.
That's for two cups of coffee — Yours and the gentleman's.
- Thanks, man. - Mm-hmm.
No.
And right away, the door opened up, and this hitchhiker got in.
I'm gonna miss him.
It's all right, man.
it never occurred to me
Marry him?
I can hear a train.
There's a chair over there.
♪ Domino, they love you so ♪
The suspects are armed and extremely dangerous.
Yeah, and no Carl Perkins.
Jun, why do you always have such a sad face?
Hey, fella.