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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
That's right.
Hey.
Let's go.
You're listening to Tad T. Tyler, the man who brings you wall-to-wall...
You'd think they'd get me a new uniform, man.
- Hey, she's my sister. - I don't care. It's the truth, man.
What am I, fucking stupid?
If you took away 60% of the buildings in Yokohama...
♪ Train I ride ♪
'Cause she works in this beauty salon, so that'll be really good, you know.
Take it.
over at Lansky's or somewhere like that.
Great!
"Blue Moon."
- Please wait. - Yeah, sure. You're welcome.
So that'll be really good, you know. Like, try a different town for a while.
Carl Perkins.
I was already happy.
"That's what I like. That's what I'm lookin' for.
Shut up, Charlie. I only winged him.
Shit.
I coulda had a heart attack or something.
You mean after all this shit, you ain't even my fucking brother-in-law?
they all recorded there.
Thank you very much.
Don't you think that's kinda odd, what with all the Chinese food they got?
I only brought two shirts. Get rid of some T-shirts.
So I decided to stop and pick him up.
D-o-o-o-o, do, do, do, do, do-o-o, do- do- d-o-o-o-o-o-oo-O-o-o- (TRAIN BLOWS) DO-DO-DOOOOO-DO-O--D-O-O-O-O-O-O
No accident.
Well, no, I don't wanna do that, but...
Thanks anyway!
Oh, go ahead.
You fuckin' shot me! I don't believe this!
Really? Um, you would do that for me?
muscle magazine, ladies magazine.
- Oh! Matches. - Matches.
The hotel is on fire.
Uh, yeah, I'll take that 10. Bet you he beat you.
No, thank you. No, no.
Is it okay if I leave the light on?
Oh, fuck. Don't get in my brother's shit like that.
Midwestern Air Flight 310, with connections to Cleveland —
She's got this baby and everything, and I haven't met the baby yet.
She's gone, man.
You'd think they could get me a new uniform, man.
Jesus!
I guess I missed that bit of American culture.
I don't know.
Our rooms are $22 per night.
two white and one black.
Taxi!
Right now, here's another one recorded at Sun Studios, this time by the King himself.
Room 25 for the lovely ladies.
Please. This plum from Japan.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's been such a long time.
Then he gets really paranoid.
♪ Sixteen coaches long ♪
No way! They're part of my collection.
Well, we-we discussed it, and he said that-that I could accept 10.
We didn't choose to be white.
Now you look a little happier.
Thank you.