Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Elvis would've weighed 648 pounds.

♪ Ow, train number two is gone ♪

Bring one of his own damn people.

Okay then. Go ahead.

Well, listen, I usually don't cut hair at night.

and, sure enough to God, it was him.

♪ Blue moon ♪

- Yakety-yakety yada-yada-yada — - All right! All right!

♪ Domino, Domino ♪

♪ Sixteen coaches long ♪

It's Rome. Right.

♪ Train, train ♪

- Johnny, what are you doin'? - Shut up and grab the bottles.

♪ It's the Memphis train, whoo ♪

♪ Oh, Domino, Domino ♪♪

Jun! Memphis — we're here! We're here!

♪ Without a love of my own ♪♪

♪ No, not again ♪

- What'd he say? - I'm not exactly sure.

but, you know, at least it's better than not talking at all.

Here's a light.

Well, anyway, I guess the baby must be at least two now.

You know, just like that kid on the Lost in Space show.

Fuck it, man. You probably better off without her, man.

And then I — I was sittin' over there, and I saw your back.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

♪ Train, train ♪

If they see me in there, they may think I have a gun.

♪ Train number three is real gone ♪

Damn, baby! Why you wanna do this to me?

a black neighborhood.

That bellboy was teasing you...

I — I can't get rid of that fucking guy.

- Well, hello, doll. - Hello.

No, nothing like that.

- Look at him. - Hmm?

Hey. I hope you dropped the empty one.

You can do it, Lester. You could organize this thing.

What was that, a gunshot?

I'm glad you don't cut my hair.

Thank you, Mel.

You're on the air until dawn. It's 2:17 right here in Memphis, Tennessee.

Sonny boy, I'm the man that's gonna make you use that gun.

or any other exotic fruits from around the globe?

I'm just not ready yet anyway...

♪ Carry my baby from home ♪

- Thank you. - You have a great day too.

I'm very happy.

How you doin'? Two bottles of Butcher's.

But who is Johnny?

I was hoping I dreamed all this shit.

Niggers, man. You gotta watch 'em every second.

I mean, I can't believe it. It's, like, so strange.

it struck me somewhere real deep inside.

I love the way he talks when he does talk.

Which means no more dreams.

♪ Oooh whee ♪

You're on the air until dawn. It's 2:17 right here in Memphis, Tennessee.

Let's just walk around.