Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Otis Johnson, please meet your party at ticket counter —

I really love that girl.

No, it — That's not what I meant.

Well, I don't think you should eat that thing.

Huh. Everybody I know needs a job.

- This is a very funny story. - I know.

What are you looking at?

Memorial Hospital shortly after midnight.

It was almost a year ago this very night.

Why'd you have to kill him?

Are you sure you don't want any of those magazines?

Hey, my turn in front.

Why don't I get it on and get out and write some letters, telegrams.

This doesn't look anything like Yokohama.

- Jesus, Johnny! - Hey, make 'em quart.

Do you know, uh...

This way I could, like, save a little money and, like, get on my own two feet...

I knew I was meant to give you... Elvis's comb.

♪ Blue moon ♪

Final call for Flight 607 to Rome now departing from Gate 6.

with one of my personal early, early morning favorites...

- You're on. - Rack 'em up, Earl. Rack 'em up.

- If they don't know I'm his brother-in-law. - Aw, shit, Charlie!

- Carl Perkins. - Elvis.

And when you're dead, you don't get to sleep ever again.

I think I heard this one a hundred times.

You look like a damn mosquito-legged chimpanzee.

I should go home. I'm kinda tired.

You gotta clean that up.

Gee, I'm real sorry. I guess it's, like, not my day or something.

"Excuse me, sir, but in a year from now...

Please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone.

Well, I — I don't rightly know myself.

Close that old pro.

Hey, my brother-in-law, how you doin'?

Ain't they got enough women over there?

"Thank you kindly, sir, for picking me up."

Hey, Will, think you could just drop me off now?

He would have to play that song somewhere between seven and 11 times that night.

Uh, that'll be 22.17.

♪ Train number three has been gone ♪

Now she probably will be.

So we're comin' in to Memphis, I tell him I'll drop him anywhere he wants.

Just a minute. Come on back over here.

Anyway, Sam finally found a song he liked and he said — and I quote —

And I drove down Elvis Presley Boulevard.

I saw on the television the other day where those Chine...

Carl Perkins, Howling Wolf...