Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[weakly] Yeah, this guy's a fucking legend. [grunts]
Driving a tank through a bombed-out Soviet village?
It's way more evil. So we have to eliminate the competition.
This bad boy's got some fucking firepower!
[spits, laughs]
-I've been shot so much! [grunts] -[sad music playing]
Sorry, gentlemen, just need to tie these laces.
Guys, being dead? Best thing that's ever happened to me.
-Come on, man. -Awesome.
if you add each other on Facebook afterwards?!
Ugh, I've always wanted to be a superspy.
F it.
and, uh, a seltzer for him.
Ugh. I don't know. Everything this guy says is horny.
And then?
Pots and pans, plots and plans. [laughs]
You know, if that's what you want,
I'd do anything to spend more time with Rafe. Has he mentioned me?
[Myc] Well, you don't have to insult my goo.
[yells]
What are you going to do to me?
-[mysterious music plays] -[door lock beeping]
Well, I was going to erase every woman you've ever dated.
May God rest your soles.
After this, we can go back to our normal lives.
It was kind of a name came first, idea came second kind of thing.
[Rafe] Interesting.
What? No, my beautiful machine!
Reagan, I'm sorry for picking Rafe over the team.
[door creaks]
Are you still looking for an island where you can hunt interns for sport?
Rafe taught me how to blow up a vault with a motorcycle.
How about an unspecified time that never comes up?
(Distorted): Reagan!
The blueprints for it are still at my volcanic island lair.
Better snap it up before Oprah does.
(DISTORTED): NO!
Let's watch Meet The Robinsons (2007) No Meet The Robinsons (2007) We gotta watch Shrek (2001)
What a heartless woman.
Okay. Now make your entrance as quietly as possible.
I get to binge-watch TV. I don't have to answer any texts.
[robotic voice] This is totally fine.
Can we just keep things professional, please?
[grunts]