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Pots and pans, plots and plans. [laughs]
Driving a tank through a bombed-out Soviet village?
-[mysterious music plays] -[door lock beeping]
Let's watch Meet The Robinsons (2007) No Meet The Robinsons (2007) We gotta watch Shrek (2001)
And then?
(DISTORTED): NO!
[spits, laughs]
[Rafe] Interesting.
Okay. Now make your entrance as quietly as possible.
It's way more evil. So we have to eliminate the competition.
-I've been shot so much! [grunts] -[sad music playing]
[robotic voice] This is totally fine.
-Come on, man. -Awesome.
What a heartless woman.
Better snap it up before Oprah does.
You know, if that's what you want,
This bad boy's got some fucking firepower!
I'd do anything to spend more time with Rafe. Has he mentioned me?
[grunts]
Sorry, gentlemen, just need to tie these laces.
and, uh, a seltzer for him.
Reagan, I'm sorry for picking Rafe over the team.
May God rest your soles.
[Myc] Well, you don't have to insult my goo.
What are you going to do to me?
[yells]
if you add each other on Facebook afterwards?!
Guys, being dead? Best thing that's ever happened to me.
Rafe taught me how to blow up a vault with a motorcycle.
It was kind of a name came first, idea came second kind of thing.
After this, we can go back to our normal lives.
How about an unspecified time that never comes up?
Are you still looking for an island where you can hunt interns for sport?
The blueprints for it are still at my volcanic island lair.
What? No, my beautiful machine!
Ugh, I've always wanted to be a superspy.
(Distorted): Reagan!
Can we just keep things professional, please?
Ugh. I don't know. Everything this guy says is horny.
F it.
[weakly] Yeah, this guy's a fucking legend. [grunts]
Well, I was going to erase every woman you've ever dated.
[door creaks]
I get to binge-watch TV. I don't have to answer any texts.