Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Right. -Put it in your car--

during that whole flat-Earth pirate situation…

and the only people who think you're cool are dads or people that didn't have dads.

I can drain the employee pension fund,

You know, now that you mention it, Brett, everyone here is acting a little strange.

But we use mind control all the time.

[slow electronic music playing]

Glenn has totally destroyed our snack supply.

-Tagline worthy. -[Gigi] Mm-hmm.

It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment.

[trills, gulps]

You use Cognito's resources to fake your own death

Is the stove gas or electric?

You're supposed to be a secret agent.

["Tacky Humalong" by Frank Mizen & Chris Norton playing]

Damn, why am I always attracted to crazy?

Okay, Rafe, now you just need to find the machine.

Girl, if you wanna really get rid of this dude,

I just didn't wanna see you anymore.

at the hands of the nefarious, uh,

It's amazing, right?

Because I have some very exciting news.

Nice of me to drop in.

I've gotta topple some dictators after this.

[Myc] You were fucking hilarious last night.

-Misandry strikes again. -Why?

Well, hello, all.

I made an explosive out of an Amazon Alexa.

[Myc] I mean, he would probably say the truth is a spectrum,

I didn't die in a tuna net on Deadliest Catch.

[discreetly] Trust me, this is how I've helped

While you're at it, would you mind feeding my evil cat?

[both grunting]

Where is the confounded valet?

I'll never give up. Reagan wouldn't have wanted me to.

after leading me on with all those gadgets?

who killed my girlfriend? Where is he?

I had to end it.

Reagan, this is not a long-term solution.

Honey, denial isn't just a river I tried to steal with a laser.

I'm confused. I… is sex happening?

you need to be able to defend yourself in situations like this.

[crying loudly]

Have I got an opportunity for you.

(Distorted): Reagan!