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[gasps]
Death.
I'm invezzling.
[Myc] Uh, it's a five-dollar buy-in.
and then jump into a sensory deprivation tank, so no.
[deep voice] Not one more word, or your little sidekick here gets it
[groups gasps]
[Myc] Reagan, do we really have to build this huge machine? Can't you just milk me?
I'll be right back. I'm gonna raid SkullFinger's closet for a clean shirt.
from your psychopath boyfriend.
[beeps]
I’m not just the Drug guy you know
-[dramatic music playing] -[grunting]
[Myc] What can I say about Reagan
[Myc] Walt dies, Jesse lives, big deal.
["The Flower Duet" playing]
[Andre] You just got ashed, sucker!
Is she abusing that man?
Not so fast, Rafe.
These are pre-written eulogies. Please recite them verbatim.
-Honestly, he's-- -A bit much.
I'm starting to think this may have been an inside job.
[J.R. screams]
We should totally do this again sometime.
Rafe, I faked my death because you're a clingy psycho.
[Myc] So let me get this straight.
And I guess I can see how that turned out.
-Well, I was just-- -We were just--
Uh, yes, obviously. I do that in every relationship.
and I couldn't think of any believable reasons why he shouldn't.
Okay, fuck it, I gotta break things off with this guy.
Or find him a distraction.
Alan, it's J.R.
I promise I will make it up to you when we get back to the--
-[car horn honking] -[tires screeching]
I actually realized that whole hero-nemesis thing
-Why?! [cries] -What?
-[action music playing] -[Rafe and henchmen grunting]
"Hi. I'm Andre. Gee, I hope I don't roll this eulogy up and smoke it."
[rock music plays]
Try to have a normal, boring fling and end up with a secret agent.
What's wrong, Rafe? Don't like being tied down?
Where on earth did you acquire such advanced technology?