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Fascinating. You need to ante.
At this point, I just wish the guy would forget about me completely.
-[dramatic music plays] -Right, her killer.
Now, remember your training,
And, Andre, I assume you're gonna be telling
"Reagan was an American hero."
buy this place for cheap,
It involves more vodka than you'd think.
Hell yeah, I'm dead!
A bit much, yes.
[tense music plays]
I couldn't have done this without your wonderful gadgets, Reagan,
But what do I know?
[laughs]
Just as I suspected, you were harboring Reagan's killer.
What is he still doing in town?
Uh, do you guys wanna get out of here before this gets weirder?
This man is the Michael Jordan of casual murder.
[Myc] We said five bucks, man.
I'm going to shoot so many people, it will make the American news.
I don't think that we have good sexual chemistry either!
Oh God, no.
Macarons and macaroons. I had no idea.
I ghosted Ann Coulter.
[henchmen grunting and groaning]
Brett, thanks specifically to your observations,
Fake my death to avoid getting texts from a man.
I loved her, and she fell in garbage and exploded.
What? No, they're-- I didn't mean to imply--
F**k it.
-Uh-huh. -[button beeps]
Guys, there's not much to tell.
There was a terrorist attack. Milk me.
No, not Chesty McThong and Bosoms Naturale and Nora Gag Reflex.
Well, if it isn't the constant thorn in my side, Rafe Masters.
Jesus. I've been in the evil real estate game for 15 years,
Guys, thanks for helping me out back there.
What a kitchen.
SkullFinger, prepare to receive my load.