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I dreamed of this day.
Phew. Okay.
[power shuts down]
What a monster.
Just in blood, right here.
[chomping] What? I stress eat.
Whatever, I'm a spy.
Forgettable sex, only five or six casualties, a fling.
But SkullFinger's device is far more powerful.
In breaking news, supervillain SkullFinger was captured at his island lair,
[playfully] Hey, Reagan.
-And why would he think that? -I don't know.
which is on the market…
[sarcastically] Rafe, so glad to be working with you.
-And honestly, kind of a huge misogynist. -Uh, yeah.
I was dancing too confidently, and I needed to hear it.
In public, my parents would tell people I was someone else's kid.
Of course.
-[Steve sniffles] -[gasps] You monster.
me right now
No, that's not possible. I'm universally regarded as charming.
[groans]
Something's not right here.
stopping his evil nemesis, Dr. SkullFinger,
Oh shit!
just as soon as we're done with this mission.
Oh my God, am I dreaming? This is the best day of my life!
[alarm blaring]
Well, this attack was over easy.
And more than that,
-[door creaks] -[mysterious jazz music plays]
I had to ghost my old Burning Man crew at the Orgy Dome.
-Yeah, sure. -Uh-huh.
Reagan!
I… I mean… I mean, escaped us.
But you do want to take over the world, right?
For a guy who's been with thousands of women,
[action music playing]
I'm not just a drug guy, you know? I speak Latin.
Yuki: ( nya~ nyaa~ )
…from unleashing a powerful mind-control device
You wish.
I've never felt more alive.
Okay, the crisis actors are all in place.
Oh my goodness. What a sudden, elaborate death.