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Oh, I thought that was a figure of speech--100 push-ups,

Kids, back in 2007,

After he puked and cleared the line at the smoothie bar,

Yeah, let's all punch Barney in the face.

It just happened 20 minutes ago.

All right. Start with 100 push-ups.

you just rocked my world.

It's Barney.Barney Stinson from Staten Island Boulevard.

I knew nothing about girls.

But this is just about me taking care of myself.

&^%$#@@$%#*+&^_^

So I'm doing sit-ups and she says, "All right, Marshall, just one more set."

Uh... hi. I know, right?

No he isn't. He's 23 and he is really hurting, Rhonda.

So your investments are women?

I foresee aggressive growth in my future.

Was I really so bad?

Oh, my God, Rhonda?

I certainly didn't intend to hit that.

we might as well take it off together.

Ooh! Oh, I love this gym.

No, I was at the gym the whole time.

I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza.

Wow, I can't decide if I'm thoroughly disgusted