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Barney, maybe you have to open up to somebody.
Reggie Jackson, Reggie Jackson,
You can keep watching. I'll face you toward the TV.
Wow, you just rocked my world. That was the best sex I ever had.
I lost my virginity to her.
See, Barney, isn't it nice to just sit and have a evening with a woman, no agenda?
Yeah, it's called "I'm Gonna Get In Your Panties, Incorporated."
Wait a minute. It's okay. It's okay. It's fine.
Even if you screw up, she'll never know.
Oh, hey, dude, I'm Barney.
Like the second baseman who suddenly can't throw to first
Hey, it's a nice party, huh?
when you realize you're not as in shape as you want to be.
Sit down a minute.
The Man Maker.
give them lots of attention now.
You know, in Germany, we call this @#$*&^%$# @+*#$_&@*&.
Great... Wait, what?
I'm never going back to that gym again.
No. Why would I let the approval of one woman define who I am?
Is he okay?
Of course, not all investments pay divipa
You don't believe me? Okay, story time.
you're going to have a couple years from now when you're 40.
Yeah, it's great.
Trish made me do 70 push-ups, but she only gave me credit for ten.
It's not true. I was there today.
But it's part of being a guy.
How could Rhonda not remember me?
You know what?