Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I only heard his name mentioned in passing.

You're kind of a great mess.

And I just commented on it.

That's Sam, my daughter.

We have a full house. Jake just told me.

What part of this don't you get? You're dead.

- Something soothing. - It all smells like fucking kimchi!

And I walked...

Christ, what a nightmare.

Nutcase Daughter

Riggan, listen to me. Please, for the love of God, listen.

If I need to be drinking gin, who the fuck are you to touch my gin?

So break a leg.

Come on. Just get the contract done. Please, Jake. I'll get the money.

What are you doing here?

It doesn't matter.

This set is fake, the bananas are fake.

And billions of flies eat shit every day! So what? Does that make it good?

Don't you ever worry that I'll give you a bad review?

Is it good or bad? 'Cause I really...

...he couldn't turn his goddamn head and just look at his goddamn wife.

What is wrong with you?!

you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do.

No, no, no. Me, too.

I really am sorry.

I'll make something up. I'll think of something, riff. Hold on.

You want to fool around with me?

Well, get dressed. Riggan's daughter is hanging around... she might walk in here.

And he sent this back afterwards.

...super-realism.

I was drowning. I'm just not capable of...

That's why they call them previews. That's where you figure out what the play is.

What are you doing up here?

...to the last... Syllable...

You could jump right back into that suit, if you wanted to.

Thanks for stopping by.

That was just me...

Can we not do this, please?

Fuck. Actresses.

I really wanted to be a mom.

And I'm thinking, oh, boy...

- Ed.... - I don't exist.

Yeah? I mean, so what? That was it?

That's right, I was... I was just fine.

I'm sure you will...

That takes a lot of balls.

That's when I knew I was going to be an actor. Right there.

I mean, it was killing this guy.

Forget the understudy. Cancel the first preview.

- Out in front of the theater in ten minutes! - Don't overthink it.

Yes. Okay, yeah! The kind of love I'm talking about is absolute.

...your wrinkly... Tight ass.

I want to know something.

Poor ed, my ass! The guy was dangerous!

Hey, look, it's riggan thomson!

Okay. But you don't even know if it's any good or not.

Do you know where to go?

You're not funny!

I'm happy! He's alive! My best friend is alive! And...

Get him out of here!

What's the matter with me? Why do I always have to beg people to love me?

- Yeah, really? - Yeah, I think people liked it.

Hollywood's heading here, tabby.

...I guess the question we should ask ourselves is...

Tomorrow's my first opening night on Broadway.

- What is this? - Chunky peanut butter.

- An accident? - An accident.

- About what? - About your being special.

Are we good here?

So just give it to me as a fuck you. Lay it on me.

It's pretty glorious.

They're laughing at me.

The reserve is gone!

It's a thing I have. I don't know, it's a gift.

Knock, knock, knock! Terri! Terri!

You spent your life building a bank account and a reputation... and you blew 'em both.

No, no. I'm getting hard... feel that.

Why did you do that?

You know, I don't think this is for me. The whole....

- Mike fucking who? - Shiner.

I'm glad you're an actor and not a writer, 'cause that was, like...

...through the eyes. Couldn't see his wife.

- Can I talk to you? - What's up?

I really wish I hadn't videotaped her birth.

Get off me! Get off!