Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's flaubert, right?

...that bastard would smile and say:

And I didn't want to tell you this, but Martin scorsees...

I'm going to destroy your play.

- Right on his face. - Everything for a reason.

That's good. Give me my cue again.

So carver's the reason you became an actor?

...what do we talk about when we talk about love?

You write a couple paragraphs, and you know what?

You're beautiful and you're talented...

Thank you. I appreciate that support.

Birdman, like icarus...

...and I never intended to tell him.

- can I make a suggestion? Do you mind? - No, not at all.

You can't get it up in six months and now you want to fuck me in front of 800 strangers?!

Just put the gun down, ed. She doesn't love you anymore.

I don't have to be drunk to say what I think.

So... I'll go, uh, do that.

Do me a favor. Don't get your panties in a twist over a preview, like some rookie...

Can you give me more of that? You know, fear?

What's wrong with me?!

And this... Is how long humans have been here.

...but just because I wasn't ready to love myself.

Oh, look at me! Look at this! Look, look, look!

Fuck it. We'll make a comeback. They're waiting for something huge. Well, give it to them.

Yeah, it is. Absolutely. Absolutely.

...it's going to be Clooney's face on the front page, not mine.

- Where's the rest of it? - There is no rest of it.

- Stop the music. - I beg your pardon?

Take a look at page 20.

Shut up! Shut...

- You find another actor? - No.

What's the matter with ME? what do I always end up having to beg people to love me?

What do you think my friend Tabitha will do to you in the times, you fucking dilettante!

I can alter the suit, but we're going to have to make new trousers and shirts. And underwear.

What's so funny?

- Not a bad first act, huh? - Not bad at all.

You've been hanging around here...

If she likes us, we run. If she doesn't, we're fucked.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

Go out there every single night and pretend to be somebody else in front of all those people?

- And you did it, okay? - I know.

This is where you belong.

I don't think it's high enough.

I can't afford to listen to you.

You're not farrah fawcett, riggan.

Did you intend to shoot yourself!

I guess we make choices in life, and we choose to live with them.

Riggan, we are in the motel. Last scene has started. You're not here.

- Fuck you! - No, fuck you, you coward.

For fuck's sake, just jump already.

Just put the gun down, ed. She doesn't love you anymore.

Absolutely not.

This stage has belonged to a lot of great actors, but you are not one of them.

...earning my living, baring my soul,

I'm fucking disappearing.

Jason robards. Marlon Brando. And now riggan thomson.

He's not that bad!

okay, hang on. Who is this barthes guy? Which birdman was he in?

après 15 jours dans ma chambre

We gave it away.

that got her into rehab in the first place.

I'm not a mental formation. I'm you, asshole.

That guy's an asshole, huh?

Birdman 4? You do birdman 4?!

Yeah, but fake miserable. Hollywood miserable.

You risk nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing!

Eddie, please, give me the gun.

Does anybody give a shit about the truth other than me?

Son of a bitch.

Put the gun down. She doesn't love you!

You look so old in person.

Don't gang up. Don't hang up. Ok.

- I'm going to Starbucks. Want anything? - I'm good.

Maybe not to you or your cynical friends whose only ambition is to go viral...

This is a hospital!

You're doing this because you're terrified, like the rest of us, that you don't matter.

You know I'm proud of you, don't you?

Is that what I'm saying? Am I saying love is absolute?

who tells coy, slightly vomitous stories on letterman.

I think he's drinking real gin.

You motherfuckers, this is a hospital! Get the fuck out of here!

Mel, don't get him started.