Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...he's the fucking man of the hour.
That was a little too much. It was a little too much.
Yes, I'm drunk. I'm supposed to be drunk! Why aren't you drunk?
Nothing, just try to fuck me in front of the audience!
Yeah, you! What else is new?
Roland barthes was a French philosopher, and if you knew anything about the history of...
Would you mind?
You're a little bit crazy. You should start using that onstage.
Well, thanks.
It's the bird-fucking-man! Hey, come look at this guy!
I just wanted to be what you wanted. What you wanted.
...he wasn't thinking about taking us out to his toolshed.
...Ralph to stop, you know, acting.
Did you replace my gin with water, man?
Hey. What's up?
...and tomorrow,
350,000 views in less than an hour.
We have to end it on our own terms... With a grand gesture.
Because when he got us out there...
Who ordered a sun bed?
Like you said...
...whose only concern is where to have cake and coffee afterwards!
Riggan thomson, best known as the face of birdman, tries not to lay an egg on Broadway.
- Did I do something to disrespect you? - Not yet.
...in your own propaganda piece without coming through me first.
For what?
What are we doing here?
- How'd it go? - Good.
Take it easy, okay? I know this is hard.
I want your shit out of the apartment.
What? Hey, no, wait. Look, look, I'm sorry. Can we just...
Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions.
Shit.
Riggan?
Yeah, this is what I wanted.
You know... Just the three of us.
He'll be fine.
Thank you. Your ass is great.
Lackluster. That's just a label.
How do you do it?
A cat playing with a dildo gets more than that.
- Okay? - Okay. Yeah, yeah, I can be ready. I can be ready.
No, she's just going through...
$6.50.
- How's Ralph? - He'll be fine.
...the same way a man becomes an informer when he cannot be a soldier.
What pictures?
Yeah, I guess you're right...
Leave me the fucking tools that I need!
A wistful distance, underscored by a gentle breeze...
- Truth. - You're boring.
I was watching you onstage and all of a sudden...
...and tomorrow...
Fuck! They put him in a cape, too? I don't care.
Well, I didn't know, but I kind of hoped maybe.
That's going to be Sam's house.
Listen, this is my fucking show.
I'd rather not talk about it.
We don't belong in this shithole.
- What'd you say? - Me?
Smart girl.
You don't know how he's been lately. He's been depressed. I've been worried.
Mike who?
You were brilliant.
Thanks, Tommy.
You got 80,000 followers in less than a day.
It's funny. I was sitting here, waiting for you...
Lackluster. That's just a label
You're just going to stand there?
Oh, God.
Okay. No problem.
No, you were....
...with the equally successful avengers series.
Yes, he is. But tomorrow night at 8:00...
You're not kidding.
I don't pretend out there. I told you.
Let's go. Walk.
...and then is heard...
He was never around.
What are you still doing here?
...and instead she got this guy who was a...
It wasn't Lesley.
- How can you be so calm? - What are my other choices?
You know what I mean.
I'll take that as a yes.
I am calm.
...was depressed for the longest time.
- Yeah, like? - That moustache.