Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You people are full of shit!
It's first preview tomorrow night. Let's get to work.
...did not mean I did not love you.
That's not love and you know it. Why do you insist on calling it love?
Yeah. And the new pope, too.
You don't, do you?
We're pursuing financial remunerations for the injuries...
That's cool.
Breathing out.
...he never knew I was pregnant, and I never intended to tell him.
...you are not doing this for the sake of art, you're doing it to feel relevant again.
I'm going to get a vase for the flowers.
You're fucking, so fucking annoying! Shut up!!
...told by an idiot...
This is Broadway. And I'm here, finally.
She has a great ass. I have news for you, too.
Hey, Jimmy, you got a smoke?
Where are you going? The understudy'll be here.
- We've got a put-in tonight. - Who?
Geraldine page. Helen Hayes.
He'd call me at the hospital and say:
you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do.
What kind of flowers did you want?
I just wanted to be what you wanted.
How do you want me to do that?
You ready for your last preview?
Even after I said to him, your wife's going to pull through, he was still depressed.
who fight to be relevant every single day!
Is it true? Scorsese?
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
Okay. Look.
...I just wasn't ready to love myself.
Working with riggan thomson's like waltzing with a monkey?
...about intention. It's just a bunch of crappy opinions...
Hey, Sam.
...a sad, selfish, mediocre actor...
Hey, birdman!
The kind of love that I'm talking about, you don't...
I think maybe I deserved it.
Oh, Jesus. They called me for an interview.
- I have a Twitter page? - Yeah, I set it up today.
I don't care.
My father was a mean fucking drunk. You understand?
Yeah, well, I mean...
- He's good, huh? - He's incredible.
You're drinking?
...and I'm lucky to have you. Okay?
Truth or dare?
Me?
Sorry, I can't talk. I'm late.
- Come on. - Yeah.
...is now being done by laundry detergent commercials...
Why would somebody go from playing the lead in a comic book franchise...
Hey, that's on me. She's a friend of mine.
- Really? - Yes!
You'd have to know the particulars.
I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You didn't see what I just saw.
Oh, my God! You know who that is?
Is he fed up with the subject? Deflecting guilt over the marriage?
Fugitives are scared, you know? Fugitives are on the run.
- Do theater critics love him? - They want to spooge on him.
Let me tell you guys something about real love. I'll tell you something.
You hear me?
It's a full house. We're sold out!
...because he couldn't turn his goddamn head to see his goddamn wife.
It's a little bit too much. I can tell, because you... I just want to give you a range.
It's your house... do what you want with it. Just be there for our daughter.
Nobody gives a shit but you!
I got a chance to do something right.
Give me 10 minutes to grab my things, give me 10 minutes and we can... don't hang up.
fuck you!
I drove out to...
- Seriously? You want to ruin a nice moment? - Do you remember?
Good luck with that.
Yeah?
All that matters is what she writes about us in 500 words in the times.
It won't be the first time I've been humiliated.
Is it true? Shiner?
Here... I don't know what that is, just take it.
You're saying what? You're saying love is absolute.
I'm the wrong person to ask, he says, but what's the intention?
No, no, no. You did good. Are you kidding? You did great.
- Really? - Yeah.
Birdman can act.
What do you mean?
Why don't you get your wings and your bird suit?
You don't get to come here and pretend you can write, direct and act...
holy shi...! Where are your underpants?
...he had no idea I was pregnant...
Hey, man, can I help you?
Ed! Eddie, Eddie, don't do that!
That looks nice. Anything but roses.
- Horrible. We'd have been... - ...Awful. We'd have raised...
You know what I'm talking about.