Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Right there. - ...Right there.
Jeremy renner! He was nominated. The hurt locker guy.
You fucking prick.
- What's my point? - Yeah, what are you saying? Spit it out!
Tells me the truth.
What's the matter with ME? What do I always have to end up begging people to love ME?
That's kind of hot!
I'm gonna crab up on your ass and fucking choke you out!
Look, you're my attorney. You're my producer. You're my best friend.
...when we talk about love.
Look, I'm the wrong person to ask. I only heard the man's name mentioned in passing.
- I want to ask another question. - You already did.
You have the press in your dressing room in a few hours.
...but you can't.
So...
Is it any good?
What are you doing here?
I'm just not capable of that kind of...
Go figure that out.
What the hell did you do that for? I liked that poster.
It's like it's hitting me in the balls With a tiny little hammer
I wouldn't know. You'd have to know the particulars.
- What are you doing? - Waiting for Jake. This is my attorney, Mr. roth.
What do you think I should do?
- Music out. - ...Laughing at the whimsy of it all.
When you get a rejection mail from a company that you don't even remember applying for
Okay, he's fucking terrible.
I rode with him in the ambulance to the hospital.
Don't make me feel self-conscious about my marriage while my wife is sitting...
- Did you have to treat him? - I didn't have to, but I did.
And you act like it doesn't exist.
Life is but a walking shadow,
I don't care.
That's what you always do... you confuse love for admiration.
We ended up flying through this really, really horrible storm.
- Well, I'm thinking. - Fuck me hard. Just give it.
Truth or dare?
Page 12. Page 12.
Marginalia? Are you kidding me? It sounds like you need penicillin to clear that up.
Just do it. Give it to me.
- A lot. - A lot, exactly! Fuck you. Yes!
And then I tried to drown myself.
Yeah. Good.
Okay, then jump on my face!
If you want the face stuff, it's not open till tomorrow. What?
Music out. Cue 34, 35 ready.
Do it again.
I look like a Turkey with leukemia!
He's an asshole.
Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask! I don't even know him. What's your point?!
This is what you wanted, wasn't it?
He's doing the prequel to the X-Men prequel.
Just sign it.
Is that crazy?
So we took the old couple up to the O.R.
How'd you know I'd be up here?
What are you going to do, replace me?! Get fucking Ryan gosling or some shit?!
You wouldn't believe the crowd outside. They said some people paid up to $500 a ticket.
Is he breathing?
Oh, you really fucked up this time.
Ask Nick. I want you to ask Nick if he thinks that's love.
So you wrote your own lines, huh?
oh, no! That's the thing... I'm the wrong person to ask. I think it's, fuck you.
You think he'd do it?
He has a thing for nuns in diapers.
Bullshit. They don't know you, your work.
...rolling around with that poncy theater fuck...
Why do I always... Beg people to love me?
One million, three hundred thousand hits in the last 2 hours.
As you're probably aware, barthes said:
Great idea.
She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass.
You're not ready yet. That's fine.
...george Clooney was sitting two seats in front of me...
Can you imagine?
Eddie.
Hey, apart from that, uh...
No. Okay, okay. Everything's too small.
- We are not dead. - Oh, please, just stay dead.
You haven't seen her. She's always around, watching everyone, like little miss creepy.
I saw you in hothouse at the geffen. You were great.