Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have it. I should have just been there with the two of you.
Just make it go away.
Can we discuss this like two mature artists? What is the big deal about...
- Let's really do it. Let's fuck. - No, are you crazy?!
...yeah, I'm pretty sure it's yours.
And you know what? You're right! You don't!
I've been so preoccupied with all the....
I got to take it. I got to.
...that struts and frets his hour upon the stage...
...and he's making a fortune in that tin man get-up.
We handed these poseurs the keys to the kingdom.
'Cause...
You headed to Hollywood, Mike?
Birdman! Hey, birdman, whooo, look at that!
- But it's a full house! We'd have to refund... - just do it.
Kind of scary, but it is comforting.
...fools...
Is that a threat? What wheelchair?
What about you, Nick? Does that sound like love?
That didn't seem to be a problem for you onstage.
Riggan!
The prince of Saudi Arabia's bringing one of his wives.
This play cost me everything.
Son of a bitch, your days are numbered!
...you want to know about real love, there's this old couple...
Right before he did it, his eyes were so sad and lonely.
He was ready to die for it.
I'm the wrong person to ask...
This took balls.
creeps in this...
...and look around, so I could see the street the way I used to when I was your age.
What are you doing? Where are you going?
Would you mind having a picture with us here?
It's going great out there. You're so good. I mean it. I really mean it.
You fucked with the period, you fucked with the plot so you'd get the best lines.
...for a thousand rich old white people...
That's a joke, right?
I was fucking miserable.
Alchemillas. Or something that smells nice.
What is it? Look at me. Look at me!
Sure, yeah.
And, let's face it, dad...
You'd have to know the particulars. Particulars sounds like my grandmother.
Why don't I have any self-respect?!
Even after I told him the wife would pull through, he was still depressed.
This isn't the '90s anymore.
Mine, too.
...is casting his new film, and.... Don't tell anybody.
Do you have any idea where you're going?
You got it.
I'm sort of hoping it was Lesley.
...to even attempt real art.
- Let's play a game. - A game? What are you, eight?
They were all over me.
...that has already forgotten about you!
- You've had more than a few. - What, are you counting?
- You have Sam. - Not really, I don't. I mean, she's....
Can you imagine? I'm telling you, this guy's heart was breaking...
Not because I didn't love Nick, and not because I didn't love the idea of it...
...I thought it was a pretty fun crowd, huh?
If anybody talks to you about it, it was an accident.
Eat me!
Okay?
You're a movie star, man!
- Do you need to...? - No, it's fine. Just sit here for a second.
Where is it? I can't believe this.
Did you know farrah fawcett died the exact same day as Michael Jackson?
He was fucking drunk, man.
Whoa! What the hell is going on?
I'm the one keeping this afloat!
Get the fuck out, you assholes!
You made it.
That means something to who?
I got this little voice... Talks to me sometimes.
Wait... you know my lines, too?
Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing this play...
Sir, you can't go in there!
Never mind.
And you're directing and starring. That's ambitious.
Breathing in, I embrace my anger.