Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...of recorded time;

$6.50, my friend.

- Do you talk to her? - Yeah, we talk.

Maybe you are, riggan. Maybe that's what you are... a joke.

But you didn't even see it. Did I do something to offend you?

- Go into the reserve. - It's gone! We spent it on fog and fake trees...

Get off me. What are you looking at?

Oh, can we take one picture!

Ralph will sue us. He will sue us and he has a case.

I never knew if he was going to come out from behind a bush,

Sir! Where are you...? Sir!

This play is going to last forever. It's going to open in London, Paris.

You know, before you come tomorrow night.

- Where are we going? - To get you coffee.

You know? Boom.

By the time we got to the hospital, the kid was dead.

I know who you are.

They know the guy from the bird suit

Forget about her.

Stop smiling. You're freaking me out.

- Pretentious, but happy. - I wasn't happy.

They love this shit. They love blood. They love action.

No, no, forget that. Just stay with me.

And you never will.

Just because I didn't like that ridiculous comedy you did with Goldie hawn...

You're an actress, honey.

What? That's the best you've been.

You listening to me?

Thank you for an honest performance. Ray carver.

No, you don't. That's what previews are for.

Birdman: The Phoenix rises.

The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas...

Well, feel free to take the script up until you feel comfortable.

I think I'm hard.

On my back, it was like somebody was holding a frying pan to me and really burning.

It wasn't all Dr. drew or anything, but that dude from American pie was there.

So, each dash represents a thousand years.

And I just want to let you know that, no matter what happens...

I just wanted to be what you wanted.

To be honest, I didn't give a shit.

I've been reborn, brother. And I can see the future.

I'm sorry, what was the question?

Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.

I mean, crying. Praying, right?

It was tweeted by @prostatewhispers.

We lived like fugitives then.

Handing each other awards for cartoons and pornography.

Whoa. That's nice. Forgive him, Larry. Mike's like my 5-year-old son.

You get that mongoloid look when you're hung over.

Because without me, all that's left is you...

- What are you doing? - Waiting on Larry.

Play with my balls.

So what's happening?

...all of our yesterdays...

Your costumes are hanging in your dressing room.

- I might have said that. - You might? Come on, let's go.

In the days before Nick's depression started to eat away at him...

I ignore this mental formation. This is a mental formation.

Nothing is a problem for me onstage.

Let's go. Come on. Get up.

- I know you're caught up in all this stuff, but... - stuff?

And all the people on board are, you know, crying.

You're beautiful and you're talented...

That was interesting.

He's the actor we've been waiting for.

- What are you doing? - I don't want to look at this anymore.

That's birdman actor riggan thomson.

And I'm going to close your play.

that's what I'm talking about.

Say something else.

What do you want me to say? My health lasted longer than the money.

I missed my last two periods.

Here. Try these...

- And I love Sam. - I know.

You know, the last time I flew here from L.A...

...previews were pretty much a train wreck. We can't seem to get through a performance...