Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...grasping at the last vestiges of his career.
...he's going out on that stage and risking everything.
No, absolutely not. That's why...
- Truth. - No, it's too late.
I'm not sure that I said thank you.
I'd be afraid I couldn't get it up.
I'm tired, dude. I can't do this anymore, Jake.
Don't fuck with me, Mike.
I mean, the plane was rattling and shaking.
I'm going to kill your play.
You've got to be shitting me. Where is it?
- Leave me alone. - You were a movie star, remember?
Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions.
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
Tell me. Why do I always have to beg people to love me?
How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me?
...since I was a little kid. And now I'm here, and I'm...
Okay, look, look. Listen to me.
This is the theater, sweetheart. Don't be so self-conscious.
That's great.
But I think what you're saying is love is absolute.
Now, you're the director. Get him under control.
So?
The man was crazy! He was capable of anything!
You're a global force! Don't you get it?
I told them the first thing that came into my head.
Is he up?
a poor...
By the time we were done with them, we just, you know...
- Wow, thank you. I appreciate it. - I'm just kidding.
Maybe.
They drive me fucking crazy.
- Listen... - no, you listen to me!
Your zipper's down.
Tonight wasn't bad.
Fuck you. Don't put me on the spot.
Sir, you did not pay me!
Dad?
...and all of a sudden, I couldn't remember why we broke up.
hey, fellas, when do I start?
Riggan, look at me.
- Jake. - Yes. Ask me if he sells tickets.
I did?
- What's wrong? - He's an asshole.
Flames. Sacrifice.
Hey, Sam! What did you feel like the night your father tried to kill himself?
Thanks for coming in on such short notice, Mike.
Eddie, please!
What do we talk about when we talk about riggan thomson?
Feed me a line.
This is it?
You're anything but invisible. You're big.
Do me a favor. For once in your life, honest to God, shut up for a minute.
A pint of whiskey, please.
now is it true you've been injecting yourself with semen from baby pigs?
They're lighting candles for him in central park. Turn on the TV.
- I have a lot riding on this play. - Oh, is that right?
Remember our last anniversary party?
Are you okay?
Me, neither.
The only thing that's real on this stage is this chicken.
123 123
Icarus.
Smells like balls.
He used to carry this .22. We lived like fugitives then.
Amazing, amazing.
You have a terrific ass, and I noticed that.
Stop saying we!! There is no we!
Riggan, this is what you wanted.
I'm pathetic!
Fuck.
...in an 800-seat shithole like this.
Now I spend every fucking minute trying to be something else, something I'm not.
- I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that. - Okay.
Yeah, I'm having a beer.
You don't, do you?
...malicious, cowardly...
Sixty's the new thirty, motherfucker.
I didn't want that baby.
That was a present from the crew. Don't fuck with them... they're union.
That wasn't an accident.
...and don't tell me how to do my job.
- Holy shit. When can I meet him? - He's with Larry now.
Where is Lesley?
How's that for truth, you dick?!
Actors equity is a very strong union, sir!
Okay, Mr. roth, please hear me out. Will you?
Come on. Stand up!
Where are you going?
Wait. Will you fucking wait?
This is what's left! I'm the answer to a fucking trivial pursuit question!
He'll be fine.
I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know him.
I can't speak for your play, but... Let's do a little bit of it.