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But a non-circumcised Jewish guy, that's not weird to you?
He just came up to me and was like: "Byoop!"
The Chinese'll pay five times as much for the Whisper Drive.
THANK GOD FOR THEM INTERNETS
Yes, but from where? I mean, if you didn't do a background check...
who had infiltrated El Frente Rojo...
Wow, what is this?
EXACTLY WHY I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE TINY LIL CHINESE BOOTS
No, you ass. The selfishness.
- So watch it! - So, see, in Middle-earth...
now, did it? - What does that have to do...?
- You know me better than that. - Yeah, I do.
Oh, damn. Now I bet she's going to squeeze up all my brand new lemons.
- Why would she do that? - Don't go starting rumors...
- Wow. - Agent Hector Ruíz...
Oh, for... See? That's what happens when you drink all day and skip lunch.
Ugh. Just what Miami needs. More Cubans.
Just let me rinse off my mustache.
You know? Like the champagne. It's what hot black guys drink.
Uh, how about this one? - This one, uh...
I know it's not standard procedure...
- I want you to listen to me. - Well then unperforate my eardrum.
You foiled that perfidious Conway, saved Sterling's...
- Well, unbounce it back. - Who am I, Tron?
A problem.
Jesus, God, what are you doing here?