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Second tip-- stay active.
Ay, no! This is stuck! Come help me!
We've passed this mattress already.
Thanks. So a karaoke bar, huh?
We can start at this western place where I know the bartender.
But if that's one of the things Andy liked about me,
News flash-- Yes, you are!
You're acting this crazy all over a boy?
- And you're gonna go and sleep in the couch. - You serious?
You really want Lily to think women are weak?
Did you drink that while it was still on fire?
- Push! - (both screaming)
We'll take the check, please.
When you were stressed as a kid, you used sing Madonna in the living room.
No, you don't. The only Manhattan--
Oh, no! My birthday Rolex!
Europeans are always napping.
# Express yourself #
You grill the bread and the corned beef separately.
(laughs)
Eighteen red. Ahh! So close.
Hey, sweetheart, you're such a big eater, aren't ya, huh?
Um, in all the bathroom confusion, instead of my multivitamin,
Wow. And that is for ever forgetting that you are the best husband.
We've had so much fun tonight.
Oh.
(gasping) (beeping)
No, unlike you, I didn't engage, and I avoided a fight.
bought me at my first baseball game.
I learned something tonight that I feel like I need to share with you.
Lily, I'm so happy to hear you say that!
It's probably why I keep tearing up that bathroom.
Or an underwear model.
We have five minutes to answer.
If you were surprised, I wouldn't know it, since you've plucked out all your eyebrows.
No, you got to blow off some steam.
Oh. What's that for?
TomTom. Is that Cherokee?
*gasps* where is my hip swinging monster? Ha ha ha I stole you fool
I shouldn't have pushed you.
No, no. It's fine. We can take a nap.
There's nothing I won't let him do in the B-E-D.
I can yawn. It's 2:30 in the morning.