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Yeah, I...
Hello?
Yeah. How do they look?
The guy who lent us money. He invited us out on his cabin cruiser. Feel like it?
There he is, Captain Al Pellet.
I did not hear that horn!
- Hal, can't you pull some strings for me? - The Agency gave you a mandatory five.
This must be yours.
but 50 per cent of the pant...
- Good. Sign this. - Get your mother to sign it. I'm late.
I'd like to propose a toast. To my new friends.
- Ready to cast off? - You bet!
Will there be weeping and gnashing of teeth, or?
You couldn't beat my dinghy.
This could be the one.
Great. We live next door to lifeguards.
Come and get it
He's a squid stick!
We can't! I have a date with Gregg to go to the regatta!
You're not at fault. I am! I'm the one who said I could sail. I can't sail.
Let's go!
I'll be here.
Come in.
- We'll show people in the stands! - Word from the Committee Boat.
Dad...
- Didn't I see that on your restroom wall? - Yes!
Slug up the foreguy.
You fooled me!
I'm glad, too. Bobby wanted this blowing up. Can you finish it?
- Trousers? Is that legal? - I don't know if it's legal, but I like it!
- We should have brought shoes. - I can't walk any more.
Good to see you. What can I get you?
Don got a divorce last year. Have a lovely day, darling! I love you!
- Know what your trouble is? - I have to lose a few pounds.
What is this? What is this?
Come on, Arch!
- Look at the water! It's beautiful! - I told you I'd find Florida.
Get out of here!
Honey! Can you come up here a minute?
I want to teach my son to sail. Is there another place we can rent one?
Yeah? Why don't you tell that to Bobby?
I embarrassed him for life. Right now, he's wishing you were a widow.
It's the filthiest version of you I've ever seen.
You can't control her. You've got to give yourself to her.
- She's a total pig! - Thank you!
Loud, eh?
- Mainsail's too tight. - Ease off on the main.
There they are, just like the old man said. All right, let's go! Come on!
It's just kibble. Do you have a vacuum cleaner?
- Damn! - What's going on? What's happening?
I'm a sailor.
The Three Bears! Who are you?
- I hate the sun! - I know.
- Look at these glass pieces. - Mom, this is huge.
- Canalla! - Called the Barnacle a garbage scow!
Dad, get dressed. We're going out in a speedboat today!
Jack, nobody cares what you look like in a bathing suit.
Trim the backsail! Come on, hustle! Ease the after guy a little!
- I gave up a power tool for those. - Christmas is right around the corner.
- All right! - Can't wait to swim in the ocean.
Oh, I'll feel that in the morning!
It's Begin For Time Hello Parents
It's still dark.
So you’re telling me my girl won’t sail!